RageKage

     This morning Kayleigh and I went out for an easy jog to loosen up after our hike the previous day.  As we were jogging, I thought about what I was going to write about in my blog.  I want to keep everyone up to date on whats going on, but if nothing eventful happens or the event is routine, would people still be interested on what I was doing. 
     Then it happened..... the typical Greeley citizen (overweight and past their prime years) decided to conduct a rolling stop through a stop sign while looking right and left to see if they could make a turn and forgot to look directly in front of them.  Had they looked forward, they would have noticed Kayleigh (in bright clothing with reflectors) and myself (with reflectors) in the middle of the crosswalk.  Good thing Kayleigh and I were paying attention; we both were able to jump backwards (though it was really close) out from the wrath of the beat up Oldsmobile, and I was able to turn that switch from the happy go lucky jogger who enjoys the sunrise to RageKage who sees nothing but red and shoots steam from his ears.  In addition to the switch I was able to scream out a few choice words, demonstrate what a crosswalk means to everyone that was listening (there was no one) and then check with Kayleigh to make sure she was OK (I dont know why that was last but next time I will work on it). 
     As we continued on our jog, my pace quickened and my mind wondered to actions that I would like to do to that old, fat prick and his car.  Kayleigh popped my day dream bubble and reminded me to return to our nice and gentle morning jog.  A few minutes later she told me that I'm like Ben Stillers character on friends.  For those who don't watch friends, he goes from calm and peaceful to violent lunatic over the smallest things and then returns to normal all in about 4 breaths.  As I realized Kayleigh was correct, I chuckled to myself, swore one more time against all of the non-exercise friendly citizens of Weld county, wished I lived Ft. Collins, then finished my jog in a better mood knowing that I was better than that the majority of the Greeleites that hate me because I am extremely good looking.